Laxmariks


an aristocracy of lacrosse fanatics h-ll bent on eliminating all other sports. the laxmariks come from a long lineage of mustached douche baggery.
kazmo laxmariks told me that i better respect his lacrosse experience or else he’d put me on a breathing tube.

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