Laxstitute
n: a girl or woman who has hooked up or been with 4 or more players on any given lacrosse team.
1. d-mn, if we throw that party tonight at the lacrosse house, all the laxst-tutes will come out.
2. kristin is the biggest laxst-tute at school. she has been through the entire first two midfield lines and both of the goalies!
any girl who sleeps with a lax bro, just because of his lacrosse prowess and intense flow.
bro, we need to hook up with some laxst-tutes after the game.
b-tches who cheer at all lacrosse games. girls who stalk, and obsessively love all lacrosse players.
d-mn those laxst-tutes were following me after the game yesterday
a girl who has gotten with more than two members of one lacrosse team; lacrosse groupie.
this girl may lead to laxers on the team tending to m-n-lyze eachother, because all of them are trying to get with her.
zach: so brandon, are you hittin up any ladies this weekend?
brandn: yeah, im hittin up pikesville high school’s laxst-tute.
zach: dam, that trick is hot as sh-t.
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