lay the wood
to attack or threaten physical aggressiveness toward another person. a metaphor for hitting a person with a melee weapon or other hand held item specifically consisting of wood (i.e. a bat or 2×4). can also be phrased in a general context as “laying some wood.” not to be confused with the s-xual innuendo of “laying pipe.”
“don’t make me come over there and lay the wood on you, -sshole.”
1) arm gesture where the arm is dropped directly down, mimicking def. 2
2) the layage of wood, where the meat wrench wonks out the pants
1) he layed teh wood
1) when the b-n-r pops out of the pants, often emphasised with a “wonk!”
2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table
1) he just laid the wood on her last night
2) snoop dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to p-ss off the lunch ladies.
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