true savage!!!!! with a big b-m🍑
‘ layona you are a savage!’
a person of high cl-ss that is loved by everyone he meets. someone girls just cannot resist due to his good looks and perfect smile. a person who puts himself before everyone because he deserves all the attention in the world. mufeeh is the greatest ever.
- mexican backrub
when your morbidly obese chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a m-ssage. hey honey why don’t you and the chihuahua give me a mexican backrub?
- ostrich sheeple lemmings
ostrich-sheeple-lemmings are humans who figuratively bury their heads in the sand so they don’t see, act like a herd of sheep, then herd themselves over a cliff like lemmings. jane called john an example of ostrich-sheeple-lemmings for refusing to face reality.
- nerf turf
the sp-ce between the n-ts-ck and p–p chute i wiped and got p–p on my nerf turf 🙁
just like frotting… with two d’s. were they frodding? yes the two d’s were side by side.