Lazer Mazer


when a person shows up to a party completely plastered to a party or gathering and makes a spectical of themselves. this person then becomes the object of attention and a source of entertainment. this is especially applies to in-school settings, such as a lunchroom or studyhall.
“holy sh-t i have weed in my purse!” screamed eliza as she lay on a sofa at a huge party throwing up chunks of vomit.

“jesus christ, she’s pulling a lazer mazer again.” said kenny
when a person shows up to a party or gathering completely plastered and makes a huge spectacle. this person then becomes an object of attention and a source of entertainment. this is also applies to in-school settings such as a lunchroom or study hall. often, the person who executes the “lazer mazer” is in complete denial of their drunken state. in rare cases this denial escalates to claims that they are “straight edge.”
“i’m straight edge! i’m straight edge!” screamed eliza, just before she threw up on the lawn.

“o god she’s pulling a lazer mazer again” exclaimed a partygoer

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