Lazered


the act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.
only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered
basically meaning extremely f-cked up, from being drunk or high, or in some cases, both. contrary to popular belief, it is not a mixture of hammered and blazed. it’s just simply lazered.
dude, i wanna get lazered tonight!

jones smoked 10 bowls and drank some 8-laks and got so f-cking lazered!

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