lazy bathe
when you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don’t want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes…etc.
i was running so late this morning that i didn’t have time to shower so i lazy bathed.
i lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.
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