Lazy Beam


similiar to lazy bean but with more forceful undertones. a lazy beam can be head-on or a sneak attack. this menacing hand-to-face contact creates minor discomfort and is quite unsettling when the attacker’s hand meets their prey’s face and continues to rub their palm in an unrestrained, clockwise motion.
maria got tazim back for eating her burrito by sneaking up and plating a firm lazy beam on his face.

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