lazy bear
a s-xual position in which the male lies motionless on top of a female until he -j-c-l-t-s. this position requires much practice for lazy bears almost always go into hibernation.
joey- “bro i totally pulled a lazy bear on my economics teacher last night.”
bryce- “no way! last time i was with her i totally went into hibernation”
robbert- “that’s because you’re not as skilled and as well-endowed as joey”
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