Lazy Bum


1) a great name to call a friend who intentionally avoids social interaction, sports, or anything else involving physical or mental exertion.

2) like a street b-m, only lazier. the kind of b-m you wouldn’t mind har-ssing just for kicks.

3) someone who manipulates younger peers and/or acquaintances in order to accomplish minor tasks.
mike: why don’t you come outside and shoot some hoops with me, john?
john: sorry dude, i want to level up on rune scape. maybe later.
mike: gawd, you lazy b-m — get off you’re -ss and get some exercise!

—65% of every b-m is a lazy b-m.
1) a great name to call a friend who intentionally sleeps all day, doesnt change out of pjs till the afternoon, takes hours to text back, and basically does nothing all day
wow have you guys heard about that girl brittany morgan? i heard is a lazy b-m, all she does is sleep all day long.
an adult who is triefling, and does nothing but sit around9no job) all day with his/her peeps and plays video games; also still lives at home with his/her parents
my older brother is 29, he still lives with us and doesn’t have a job. therefor he is a lazy b-m.

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