Lazy Coconut
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lazy coconut
1. when a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to -j-c-l-t- in his partner’s mouth, however releases too early and -j-c-l-t-s on her chest.
2. dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.
i was with ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the b-st-rd came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!
by adam hopkins. february 20, 2011
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lazyb-tt
lazy b-tterfly
lazy b-tton
lazy cake
lazycapped
lazy carol
lazy cart
lazy carwash
lazy cat
lazy catholic
lazy change
lazy charlie
lazyclean
lazy cl-ster of atoms
lazyc-ck
lazy coconut
lazycom
lazy compliment
lazy cow
lazy cowgirl
lazy crazy
lazy crocodile
lazy c-nt
lazyc-nteritus
lazy c-nt tax
lazyd
lazy darts
lazy dater
lazy davy
lazy days
lazydaze
lazy d-ck
lazy dill
lazy dog
lazy d-gg-n’ it
lazy doggy
lazy dog position
lazy dog style
lazy donkey
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lazydork
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