lazy dick
the opposite of aggressive/ambitious s-x; although the man’s p-n-s may be fully erect, his entire body remains in a comatose state; during intercourse the female may reach her -rg-smic peak but the male very well may have been incapacitated for over an hour
d-mn brent. this chick won’t stop talking about the birthday present you gave her, what did you give her? nothing special, i think? just some lazy d-ck and a milkshake, i don’t remember?
when a female is in a position when her legs are spread out and her hands are supporting her body (such as she is giving birth) and the male will sit on her with his p-n-s inserted in her v-g-n- and the female must move up and down very fast (humping) thus making him a lazy d-ck
dude my girlfriend let me preform a lazy d-ck!!
a p-n-s that will not become erect for any one (or thing) accept your own hand.
guy #1- hey.
guy #2- what.
guy#1- i got a nasty case of lazy d-ck
guy #2 ah man, that sucks. joe got lazy d-ck a month ago and still has not fully recovered
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