Lazy Donkey
a donkey punch thats suitable for the workplace. one would give it to an unsuspecting hot co-worker. enough of a graze that excites you, but gentle enough so that she doesnt really know your motives.
“eric just told me that he got a semi from giving that slammin new receptionist a lazy donkey as he walked by her.”
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