Lazy Dracula


this is when a woman is on her period and she gives him a bl-w j-b as he’s licking her out. they then sloppy kiss with fluids in their mouths: share and share alike!
pete and his missus had a fantastic lazy dracula as she was on her period when they they were on a dirty weekend in newry.

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