lazy finger syndrome


when you are tired and your finger develops ed erectile dysfunction so instead of flipping someone off with you finger stiff, you just bend every other finger instead of your middle one.
1: douchebag.

2: yeah, well you know what?! -flips 1 off-

3: dude, that was pathetic, you must have lazy finger syndrome

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