Lazy Girlfriend
beating off onto the -ss of a lazy/sleeping s-xual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely h-rny.
bob: yo man, you get any action last night?
todd: nah, suzan was “too tired” so i just pulled down the back of her pants and gave her a lazy girlfriend.
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