lazy goatee


when a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. after several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
“dude, your beard looks like sh-t.”
“it’s a lazy goatee because i woke up late every morning this week.”

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