lazy left
a lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)
“i couldn’t be bothered last night, so i just gave john a lazy left”
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someone who is a totally control freak and needs to micromanage every task. that person who needs to be the boss in every situation. ” don’t lord business the puzzle!”
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an intervention for a friend who is addicted to masturbation. “i do it at least 7 times a day.” “vincent, this is a masturvention, you need help.”
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the jamaican patios equivalent to saying someone has a skinny p-n-s / thin d-ck. it means they don’t have much girth and the width of their p-n-s will not stretch, fill or stuff a loose v-g-n- well. it is the ideal girth to lose your virginity with as it will cause less stretching and hence […]