lazy lights


christmas holiday lights that do not get taken down for weeks after the holiday season has p-ssed.
johnny: hey man, what day is it?

andrew: january 25… why?

johnny: well i was checkin’ out that guys lazy lights. it’s been a month since christmas!

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