lazy mexican


(lay-zee mex-e-can)
noun – to take a stinky (probably diahrea) sh-t, and purposely leave the un-ventilated bathroom closed with the fan in the “off” position. make sure to not to flush or clean up the toilet seat if the sh-t hits the underneath part.
man #1 – “that boss of ours is a real douche bag.”
man #2 – “yeah, i know, i want him to smell my p–p.”
man #1 – “cool…i’ve got to sh-t. he usually goes in there about now. i’ll go first and leave him a lazy mexican.”

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