lazy swimmers
sperm that rarely joins up with an egg to fertlize it.
jerry has lazy swimmers so i can’t get preg
another term for low sperm count.
basically saying when a male doesn’t have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it’s nearly impossible to father a child with a female. there have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it’s impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.
joe: hey, man, did you hear. mike got lazy swimmers, so he can’t be a dad like he wanted to be.
sam: d-mn, that sucks.
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