lazy vegan


someone who clings to the t-tle of vegan while still partaking in food that contains dairy, eggs and/or honey.
steve: um, can you eat that brownie? it has eggs in it and you’re a vegan.

joe: well, i didn’t read the label so i don’t know that for a fact. i guess i’m just a lazy vegan.

steve: isn’t that a vegetarian?

joe: can’t speak. mouth full of brownie.

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