lazy wingman
it’s when a guy takes 2 tylenol pms, sits on his hand until it goes numb and tries to finish masturbating before he falls asleep.
ed: what did you do last night?
rick: i attempted the lazy wingman.
ed: and?
rick: i didn’t make it.
ed: b-mmer, condolence five.
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