lazyassosis
condition of extreme laziness which appears to be a mental disorder and requires service animals to meet the daily needs of the sufferer. service monkey’s -ssist the ‘lazy-ss’ with laundry and preparing food.
“it’s not cousin darryls fault he is good for nothing because he suffers from lazy-ssosis”
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