lazybian
a hetros-xual female that has watched too many episodes of the l-word. unwilling to explore in the outside world her true s-xuallity, but comes off as an expert on lesbianism and it’s advantages. everything she knows about being a lesbian, she read in “on our backs”. has never been to a gay bar. could not even think of cutting her nails, hair or carpet. owns hundreds of dollars of lipstick and make up, but only has spent $4.99 on s-x toys. would kill her husband if he ever suggested a meneges-a-trois. trys to make all of the gay men she meets her friend.
she’s not bi or a lesbian, she’s a lazybian.
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