lazy’s comet
when a person is too lazy to brush the snow off their car. the result is a trail of snow flying off the back when they drive. comparing to “haley’s comet” which a trail of dust and rocks follow it.
ben: the guy driving in front of me only brushed the snow off his windows and a small section of his windshield. he was a total lazy’s comet flying down the highway.
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