ldbp
ldbp or (long distance b-tt pee) is an activity done between two human beings that are just too bored with the normal s-xual activities people do. so one partner (normally the woman) will bend over on one side of the room while the other parter (normally the male) will urinate in the other persons b-tt hole giving them a warm tingly sensation in the r-ct-m.
soo zac… did you have s-x with erika yet?
yeah but that stuff is boring.
so what do you do to erika then zac?
well i hit up the ldbp.
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