Leading Status
the act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.
john: “that girl ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. today’s was, ‘why do things like this always happen to me?'”
pete: “things like what?”
john: “no one knows, she’s trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update.”
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