League of Extraordinary Cockblockers
an organized or loose alliance of friends, acquaintances, co-workers, and cl-ssmates who overtly or accidentally conspire to keep one from engaging in s-xual relations with another or laying the foundation therefore. see: josh, mike, mauriah, et al.
i could have gotten all kinds of -ss at the party last night had the league of extraodinary c-ckblockers not been there to f-ck my sh-t up.
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