leaning peacock
when your female partner is naked and leans or bends over a table. your partner then places their hand above their -rs- crack and sprouts their fingers apart to look like the tail of a peac-ck. the man then proceeds to -n-lly penetrate his female companion whilst she maintains the position of her hand.
woman 1 – ” i was feeling adventurous, so i asked him if we could try the leaning peac-ck. it was difficult to maintain the hand position due to the speed he took me at ”
woman 2 – ” sounds like you had a blast love “
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