Leannitis


leannitis; the disease of a person who likes to smell or sniff their own farts. there is only one confirmed case of leannitis in the us and that is in the state of ohio. there has been a grant issued to research what the cause of leannitis may be and if there are more unconfirmed cases of the disease.
leannitis

1. after farting in bed, cant stop to urge to lift the sheets and take a big sniff.

2. farting on a porous surface and forgetting you did it. then when you get off of that porous surface the oder is released, then you have the urge to sniff that surface; blanket, couch cushion, etc.

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