leap hole
a french colloquialism used to describe a woman’s v-g-n-(or the woman herself) that smells as if a mortally wounded b-m crawled inside of it 23 days ago and died, creating a stench powerful enough to cause a man to leap from a 14th floor window.
i got drunk a loreilei’s this weekend and woke up next to a leap hole. i puked in my boots, put them on, and leaped out of the window. luckily, her husband’s ford ranger broke my fall.
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