lebenslangerschicksalsschatz
lifelong treasure of destiny
“i’m going to marry that girl, she’s my lebenslangerschicksalsschatz”
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- Enaiveer
pr-nunciation- en-ah-veer the fact that you can have anything you want, but there is always something in the way. when you want to have s-x with your secretary, but you are married, she is married, and she thinks you are -ss ugly. enaiveer.
- exercisibitionist
one who chooses the most public of places to conduct their lunges, push-ups or other exercises, and often glances around as if waiting for someone to ask them if they work out. i spotted an exercisibitionist today, doing push-ups off a park bench next to the patio of the busy restaurant on the corner.
- ledgertini that ho
to consume one or multiple ledgertinis, proceed to have intercourse, then fall asleep/die mid pump. “that chick is hot. i’m gonna ledgertini that ho. worst night of her life.”
- exorcism pickle
a tasty snack eaten usually before or after an exorcism occurs, either while waiting for the possessed to arrive or for the formerly possessed to stop crying. 1. “it could take a while for meg to show up father jeff. would you like an exorcism pickle?” 2. “aw, stop crying you pansy. it was only […]
- early bird special
the act of waking up a guy early in the morning by going down on him–preferably involves tugging on the p-n-s with the mouth, as in “the early bird gets the worm.” girl, my man never had it so good. just this morning i early bird special-ed him before the alarm went off!! when an […]