Lee Joon
lee joon, real name lee chansung, is one of the most adorable, craziest, s-xiest human beings on earth. he is known for:
“you shouldn’t do that” in the movie: “ninja -ss-ssin”.
lee joon is a famous korean singer in a boy band called mblaq standing for music boys in live quality. lee joon has killer abs. really. they kill girls with just one look. people say he reminds them of pikachu. he does. he’s the cutest pikachu ever. he’s a ladykiller as well. overall he’s one fine -ss motherf-cker. joonie has an amazing smile, body, laugh, face, existence, and personality. he wishes to be like bi rain oppa. he can only wish and worship the monument he probably has of him in his closet. when you get to know him, i promise you won’t be the only one wishing you could be in bed with him. he’s probably an animal in bed. hnnnnnnng~
girl a: hey! did you see lee joon’s abs on google?!
girl b: oh mah gawd. how could i not have? those abs. dear lawd, someone help me. mah ovaries exploded. they were fine as shooooooot~
girl a: oh em gee, i know right? bby let me love you dooowoooown. durs so many ways to love youuu~
girl b: he got me like oh mah gawd i’m so in love, i’ve found you finally. you make me want to say
girl a & b: oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhh myyyy gawwwddddd~
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