Leeds Coconut
a very painful form of punishment, made popular by gangsters in the united kingdom, not many people know what it actually involves. some say it does involve a coconut, others say it’s the act of hitting a person on the head with a hammer.
1.”i really p-ssed him off”
2.”really, why do you say that?”
1.”he said he’d give me a leeds coconut!”
2.”oh sh-t, you’d better leave town!”
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