leek
long, green, welsh tomato
the small, little green sprig of onions that farfetch’d (the pokemon) carries with it at all times as a weapon.
please cook the farfetch’d with the leek as seasoning, please.
northern irish pr-nounciation of the word ‘like’ and is inserted at least twice into each sentence when having a general conversation
i was leek jus goin down to dat chippy plaice n that wee hoore lucked at me funny leek. i wuz ragin!
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent “p-n-s”. available in various lengths and circ-mferences. best washed and dried before use (who knows where they’ve been !) similar to zuchini, carrots, cuc-mbers.
when she has to come home alone on sat-rday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cuc-mbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
one who prematurely -j-c-l-t-s and displeases women very much so
oh my god.. he was such a leek last night that i couldnt be there any longer..
(n.) the natural sword of the pokemon, farfetch’d. with it, it can do such attacks as slash and swords dance. it is of poor quality though, as no one (maybe jackie chan and that’s it) has ever used onion sprig as a formidable weapon.
this thanksgiving, we’re having farfetch’d, the near extinct pokemon. it is just no good at all without the leek as seasoning, though.
an alternative to lol.
randomer one: my hard d-cks are seagate.
randomer two: leek.
randomer one: so seagate comes out of them? instead of seamen?
randomer two: leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
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