Leeloni


the epic guylove between lee tergesen and christopher meloni.

cause “mergesen” sounds sh-tty.
proof of leeloni “we have a bond, a chemistry that transcends time, sp-ce, and heteros-xual impulses.”
— chris meloni to lee tergesen

when asked how chris’s nickname for lee came to be “b-tch,” he replied, “it’s evolution, baby, and i think he wears the name well and proudly” . in fact, if chris had a “bad b-tch” t-shirt, he would give it to lee, but also has given him another name: “when he’s really, really bad and he needs it really bad, i call him beth. questions?”

when asked what he felt when kissing lee, chris replied, “aside from my heart skipping a beat? i was thinking…’i wonder if sherman would fit in a wood chipper and then lee and i could escape (once the season was over) to a tropical island…i wonder if he likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain…’ that was pretty much it”

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