the peculiar yet somewhat predictable transformation certain young american celebrities experience upon going continental (i.e., living or working in europe). akin to drugstore cowboy.
american actress kristen stewart has now made not one, but two, yes two, french films. probably on the advice of her agents and handlers she has subsequently done the following :
1) shaved her head (like sinead o’connor);
2) dyed it blonde (like annie lennox);
3) and entered what appears to be her first serious lesbian/same s-x relationship (like any number of american female expats of the last century).
i suspect before long she will also be sporting a parisian accent, opening a salon, quoting baudelaire, cocteau, and satre’ incessantly, and complaining endlessly about all those bourgeoise, materialistic americans who care only for money and nothing for art. like gwyneth paltrow and so many others before, kristen stewart has become a left bank cowboy.
- hot warski
when you’re in a hot tub and press your rear end against the water jet, letting the water fill your insides. coined by youtuber andywarski chris loves when andy gives him hot warskis
a man with a large c-ck that swims like a platypus and dives like one yet it looks like a very rare but urban dinosaur aka velociraptor!!! (bbc) #ya-ever-seen-a-black-d-ck? hey man can i suck your platyp-n-s i’ve been craving that sh-t all day
the best group of friends you will ever meet. they are all super sweet, smart, sill, weird, and awesome. some of them laugh really easily while the others stare at them. typically 4 people in a #squidgoals. they all slayyyyy life don’t need a sentence the #squidgoals are awesome. 🙂
a name for your eyes when you’re high/chopped af. mike: p-ss that blunt bro. sid: you sure man? i don’t want you to get too chopped. mike: trust, i got this! sid: aight bro. *p-sses blunt mike: *hits blunt sid: holy f-ck dude! you got chopeyes already 😂
- twit waffle
someone who is obsessed with their own image, thinks they know more than anybody else but, in reality can’t speak or comprehend beyond a 3rd grade level, has no clue about american or world history or culture, is a bully and is so thin skinned that they can’t take the most simple critique. similar to […]