Left Cup Lance
a rare breed of savage who is ambidextrous (or slightly better with their nondominant hand) on the beer pong court and specializes in hitting the last cup creating a nothing, but beer sound.
kid: “how’d you do tonight?”
sav: “right or left handed?”
kid: “motherf-cker, i forgot you were left cup lance.”
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