left eye lobo
a cantakerous highly volitile army veteran, he usually hangs out around queen and yonge. he’s usually muttering to himself about korea and the gulf. no one can be fully sure when left eye lobo had his first lobotomy, but according to his some-what unreliable accounts chances are sometime after he blew up at his drill sergent and before he was dispatched as a guerilla. left eye-lobo hates women as they remind him of his “ona” which means woman in j-panese, and is what he uses to refer to his mother. when he’s not slapping teenage girl’s b-tts and offering to pay them two dollars for s-xual favours he can be seen taking “kung fu” joy rides in his shopping cart.
left eye lobo: shut up, ona, i’m telling the story.
me: sure, ’cause you scare me.
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