left handed hug
to firmly hug someone and hold them with one arm close and tight, preferably with your dominate arm for strength purposes, then slowly slide your free hand down that person’s back, spreading their meat-cheeks with your hands and penetrating their chocolate starfish with your fingers, thus a forced reach-around.
my girl friend broke up with me so i asked for one last hug goodbye, needless to say it was a “left handed hug”.
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