left-handed milk stout


an act of delightful debauchery where a man is engaged in s-xual activity and the woman he is with, standing slightly to the right and facing away from him, uses her left hand to service him until -j-c-l-t–n. a left-handed milk stout is often performed to celebrate a recent achievement such as a job promotion, a milestone birthday, or hitting a walk-off home run in softball.
becky: “so dylan hit the game winning home run in his softball game tonight.”
christina: “oh wow, you gonna give him a left-handed milk stout?”
becky: “yup.”
christina: “you go girl!”

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