Left Handed Stand-Off
when both you and another car facing you need to make a left hand turn at the exact same time on a street and no one uses their turn signals. usually involves fake starts, flashing your lights, and the unfortunate accident.
tom: why aren’t you going? she flashed you.
dave: nope. it’s 2:30 and this soccer mom is faking me out. watch.
tom: huh?
dave: it’s another left handed stand-off.
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