left lane lurker
an operator of a privately or commercially owned automobile (typically a toyota prius) who has gone full-r-t-rd and operates said automobile at a speed well under the designated speed limit in the left-hand lane of a multi-lane roadway when other roadway lanes are clear and free of traffic -or- other roadway lanes are loosely occupied by other motorists traversing at a similar speed.
i swear to g-d, if this left lane lurker doesn’t merge over i’m going to f-cking ram his prius off i-40.
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