left nut


n. a part of one’s anatomy that one would sacrifice to experience something exceptional
i’d give my friggin’ left nut to see that sh-t!
the back seat of a car directly behind the driver. the seat behind shotgun is known as right nut, where the middle back seat is known as “b-tch”.
friend 1 “aight i got shotgun!”
friend 2 “left nut!”
friend 3 “right nut!”
friend 4 “d-mn it, i got b-tch.”
the act of beating someones -ss, without using any effort.
you use as much effort as your left nut.
friend 1: hey you gonna beat his -ss?
friend 2: yeah hes soft, ill put that left nut action in on him!
friend 1: d-mn nice!
the position of a p-ssenger in the back seat of a vehicle directly behind the driver
“i don’t want left nut! always pushes their seat back!”
one that attends new jersey wars with a certain pride that no one else can achieve. also known as “the nuts”, this word derives from the antarctican word “eftut” meaning “s-xual predator.”
leftnut was dreaming that he was buying a nib supermaxx 500.
a leftwing radical

see mainstream of the demmocrat party
shutup you whiney leftnut mail bomber.
the p-ssenger seat of a car.
also known as “shotgun:
“i have left-nut”
“i call left-nut”

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