Leg Boner
a leg b-n-r occurs when one’s legs stiffen, usually for a couple of days, making it awkward to walk, run etc. it is most likely to affect a person when their significant other / crush is nearby.
the most scenario of a leg b-n-r environment is a sporting activity, with the s/o or crush in the same team as them.
jessica got a leg b-n-r during physical education because sheldon, her crush, was in her team for the game of rounders. it took her a few days to recover fully from it.
when a new guy in soccer is so excited to kick the ball they kick it as hard as they can out of the field.
guy 1: aww man, that kid over there has a huge leg b-n-r.
guy 2: i know, stupid noobs, they p-ss me off.
guy 3: i remember my first leg b-n-r, but i was 5 so its all good.
1) what happens when you are in extremely close quarters (i.e. a hug) with someone and you get an erection their leg.
2) a true test to see if a girl’s into you.
1) guy 1: so i was hugging tina today…
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: i got a leg b-n-r and i think she liked it!
2) guy 1: i think tina likes me but i’m not sure.
guy 2: use the leg b-n-r test.
Read Also:
- meaning of smizle
smizle is a nickname of someone really awesome. it was originated from lexysmiz, the last 3 letters plus the first 2 letters. it was created by david ojo. meaning of smizle :bola adeola is an example of smizle. i am smizle. smizle is my nickname
- Memeaholic
one who creates a meme for every situation. dude, all you ever text me are your homemade memes! sorry bro, i can’t help it. i’m a meme-aholic a person who is addicted to internet memes. brittany: my roommate gwen is such a memeaholic! she is always on 4chan, and she sings that rickroll song in […]
- milk bending
stroking a p-n-s till -j-c-l-t–n. without touching it physically. milk bending “sh-t i think i’ve just been milk blended”
- monstronomous
something or someone that is so marvellously strange that it is awesome. person a: “get around it.” person b: “nah get around me ya monstronomous gun”
- Morgan
morgan is one of the biggest stoners you can ever meet, he is either high or a little bit high 24/7. he has one of the best personalities you will ever encounter though and his eyes are to die for when they aren’t bloodshot. a real ladies man when he wants to be but usually […]