Leg Spreader
an apartment or condo, inhabited by a bachelor, specifically designed to woo unsuspecting ladies to spend the night.
1# did you see hans’ new place? he’s going to get some in no time!
2# yeah, its a real leg spreader.
a drink made with 2 parts good tequila, 1 part cointreau or grand marnier, 1 part chambord, and a splash of margarita mix. serve chilled or over ice.
man says to his wife, “may i make you another leg spreader honey?”
“i call this drink a leg spreader because after one or two of these, she’s all mine.”
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