Legal Harassment
getting sued to death after divorcing an extraordinarily wealthy pit bull. and it’s perfectly legal.
pit bull: have my children ready by 5.
indigent divorcee: ok
pit bull’s secretary @ 6:15: mr. bull is just concluding another hostile takeover; his eta is now 6:30
indigent divorcee: ok, but the kids are already famished. i will tide them over with some snacks.
pit bull finally shows @ 8:30: bring me my children.
indigent divorcee: i just tucked them in…. if you’re quiet…
pit bull: you’re refusing me contact with my children!!
indigent divorcee: that’s legal har-ssment!
pit bull: so sue me.
innocent children: daddy! we waited all night for you!
pit bull: mommy got a little confused again about the time…
innocent children: yeah, she made our friends go home really early and didn’t feed us dinner until really late!
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