legal rectologist


1) a young lawyer who sufferes from -n-l cererabral discombobulation.

2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing -n-l ego disfunction.

3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can’t remove his foot from his own -ss.
d-mn lea, ever since you have been out of lawschool you have really taken to legal rectology.

my friend lauri really p-ssed off the judge who hasn’t stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.

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