legally retarded


person who is more r-t-rded than usual. he or she is so r-t-rded that if they go to court they will be pr-nounced legally r-t-rded.
omg those girls are legally r-t-rded.
in the state of maine one is legally r-t-rded upon using lsd several times (i think it is 3 or 4).
kevin: hey man, i did lsd 3 times this week. what a trip…

john: i think you may be legally r-t-rded in the state of maine.

nick: but your not r-t-rded.

kevine: thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

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